Welcome one, welcome all. If you’re here you are unfortunate enough to have known me or recently met me on the road. If not, it’s likely you’re incredibly lost. Hang around anyway.

Anticipating wild indifference towards detailed accounts of my escapades, I created this blog out of spite towards the world. I’m sure you’re all thrilled.

What follows is likely to be a mixture of the idiotic and pretentious. With luck, a few will land in the space between.

The wit will be rehearsed, the anarchy will be organised, the irreverence carefully selected.

Good luck to us all.